Chance's Bitches

Sexy females who love Chance and will do anything for them, no matter what the physical, mental, or sexual requirements

Britney: OMG did you see chance the other day? He had a flock of girls around him.

Danielle: Damnnn I wanna be one of Chance's Bitches

by fl44 September 7, 2011

Chance's Chill House

A Discord server where a bunch of creeps post nsfw, cyclops porn, and post the dankest of memes.

Dude, have you seen the meme section in Chance's Chill House?

by The Hylian Hero June 5, 2018

Buckley's chance

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018

Buckley's chance

Little or no chance at all.

You've got Buckley's chance mate!

by markuz January 5, 2006

snowball's chance in hell

Impossible, no chance, unlikely. Slim to none probability.

"Dude, you have a snowball's chance in hell to go out with that chick."

by jukeboxshowdown May 13, 2005

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004

have a cat in hell's chance

To have absolutely no chance of achieving something.

Doesn’t sound like labour party have a cat in hell's chance to me.

by gRis>> August 16, 2009