Cat in the hat 

The act of jizzing on a face and placing freshly shaved pubic hair over it, resembling fur. Optionally a hat can be placed on the "receiver's" head to form a cat in the hat.

Terrence - How did the date go?

Buzz - She liked me till I asked to perform a cat in the hat; Then she REALLY liked me!

Cat in the hat by DoctorAcula August 25, 2011

Cat In The Hat 

A tortoise.

"Is this a cat in the hat?"
-" No, that is a tortoise."

Cat In The Hat by Moooooodiiiiie May 30, 2009

cat in the hat 

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

cat in the hat by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

Cat in The Hat 

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

Cat in The Hat by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

Cat in the Hat 

Popular Dr. Suess book in which a hat wearing cat doubles as a veiled subliminal message for the use of condoms in acts of bestiality!

Timmy touch my weiner! -Dr. Suess

Cat in the Hat by Max February 25, 2005

Cat in the hat 

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.

“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”

Cat in the hat by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

cat in the hat 

something that looks attractive and tempting but in the end will only bring a negative result.

"that looks like a cat in the hat.. watch out!"

cat in the hat by ghostman95 January 25, 2023