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Capsmaster

A person who abuses or overuses the caps lock on their keyboard. They may be considered the master of caps, or "capsmaster."
Tyler: I AM SO PUMPED FOR SCHOOL TO BE OUT, I AM SO READY FOR THE SUMMER! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR THREE MONTHS?

Rick: Woah, take it easy capsmaster. You really don't need to use caps lock all the time.
by Scorple June 6, 2010
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crapmaster

1. A person who takes more than 2 dumps daily and spending more than 30 minutes per time doing it.
2.Or somebody whose shit is the length of a Dole banana.
3. Or somebody whose shit looks like the dairy queen swirl cone. It was swirled to perfection.
You still in there?
Yes, I am.
Dude. You are the Crapmaster!

You didn't flush the toilet. Look at the size of that! You are the Crapmaster!
by james ferarro August 21, 2006
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classmaster

Someone who exudes so much class (i.e. maturity, intelligence, poise, worldliness, some stereotypical components of being a WASP, etc.) that he/she is immediately respected and noticed for his/her class. This level of class is also almost completely natural and effortless. A classmaster's class is constantly pointed out--it is that noticeable.

May also be used sarcastically to mock someone doing something totally not classy.
Maggie: Did you know Elizabeth's parents have been feeding her pâté since she was around 5 years old? She's also fluent in French.
Andrea: Yeah, and she wore a pencil skirt and blazer to school today. What a classmaster.

Katie: I'm gonna wear my sneakers with my dress because I don't feel like wearing my flats.
Rebecca: OHEMGEE, you're SUCH a classmaster!
by xoandrizz October 27, 2010
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capmaster

Someone who caps, or lies, alot. A capmaster typically has a two inch penis but claims it is seven inches.
I played chess against this kid, he's such a capmaster.
by SussyMontague March 23, 2021
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crapmaster

1. anyone who can find the worst part of any experience. even when everything is perfect they can ruin it.

2. anyone who can suck the joy out of a good time.

3. anyone who feels awful about themselves. after a while they will make you feel shitty about yourself.

4. someone you don't like but can't think of one thing that stands out.
fish is such a crapmaster. i feel like shit after a date with him.
by Olivia/livvy November 2, 2006
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clapmaster

Is one who has an STD, who master the art of making their partner feel that they are the carrier by getting treated routinely before their notice symptoms. Person is normally none for one night stands.
Mike is the Clapmaster. He's always catching and passing the clap to a chick.
by ojuice79 May 13, 2009
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cakemaster1009

Cakemaster1009 is a name that belongs to a being in England. But don’t be fooled by his name, Cakemaster1009 possesses the power of 10,000,000 of you combined. He is a god, if you will.
one day i wish to be as strong as Cakemaster1009
by codychips123 October 14, 2022
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