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Caligulus

To perform Cunnilingus poorly, on a bloated dog.
Caligulus is so fucking lose.
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
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Caligula

Emperor of Rome, succeded Tiberius.
When he was little, he was beloved by the Roman army. They nicknamed him "Little Boots" and made him their mascot.

Indeed, it appeared as though Caligula had it all. But Roman politics soon took it all from him.
Tiberius had most of his family killed and took little Caligula to live with him on the Isle of Capri.
It's hard to imagine how the young man felt, having to serve the same man who shattered his life.
But it seems likely that it left him with a lingering hatred of Rome, it's traditions and politicians.

So, when Caligula became Emperor, people initially rejoiced. But he soon ushered in an anarchic reign, designed to ridicule the establishment.
He made the army gather seashells, he threatened to make his horse - Incitatus - a senator, he dressed as Roman Gods.
The Roman elite would only take so much of this mockery. Eventually, they cornered Caligula in a hall way and hacked him to death.
Caligula is often portrayed as being insane. But it seems more likely that he was merely filled with a loathing of Rome because of his traumatic childhood.

Caligula's attacks on the establishment indicate that he was some form of primoridal anarchist. His actions were calculated, rather than being the random antics of a maniac.
by Tyburn February 28, 2010
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Calculus

Sorcery devised by Isaac Newton, one of the most prestigious and powerful sorcerers in the world.

The degree of a Calculus major higher than a Ph.D is a Doctorate of Sorcery (S.d)
When you need help in Calculus class you should look to your Sorcerer's Assistant for help.
by CalcS.d March 19, 2011
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Tensor Calculus

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.
by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006
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calculusly

sneakingly, strategically, hidden agenda
She calculusly volunteered to do the shorter drive on Saturday so that her friend would have to do the longer drive the next day.
by Franjenn Thunder December 4, 2018
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Calculus

legalized torture
The prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were subject to Calculus.

Subjecting people to Calculus should be considered a crime against humanity.
by nousernameidea October 3, 2013
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Calculust

He spent all night doing integrals and he derived great pleasure from doing so. He must have calculust!
by estarfania April 23, 2011
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