Clarting

UK slang for drive by shooting as featured in JHus Common Sense song, Clartin'.

Hop in the 4x4 Dem mans go clarting off on that blood clart type pagan man

by BowelSpilla October 7, 2017

Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.

"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

Clarting

Clarting (Noun/ verb)

A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.

Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”

Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.

Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”

Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.

"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"

"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."

"What’s up, clarter?"

"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"

by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025

clarting stick

a stick with mad power enough to end a gay guy called fadnams.

ow u cunt u hit me with the clarting stick m8

by fadnams November 21, 2019

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on

yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

by extrapolariceflavor December 12, 2022

lewis and clarking

Where two people pose for a picture to imitate the Lewis and Clark Historic Trail signs where one person is pointing while the other looks on. Usually done at a point along their historic trail.

Look at those two Lewis and Clarking, recreating history!

by historyisawesome January 20, 2014

golf carting

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.

I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.

by martinatty January 14, 2009