chop off

when taking a shit and the turd is too long or you have run out of shitting time you have to chop off

i was in the middle of taking a shit and the wife kept shouting on me it was nearly a foot long but i had to get up and chop off

by cred80 March 5, 2009

chop-off

Excretion cut short in an untimely fashion by use of the anal sphincter muslces; the resulting product.

'Damn, no time, I'm gonna have to do a chop-off.'

by Chris987 May 25, 2008

chop off poo

when you are consumed in the act of pooing, and are having a jolly good time, and you have to squeeze the poo off early for reasons like a phone call or an I.M., thus leaving you unsatisfied, and with quite a messy bottom to deal with.

1.I have to chop one off, and answer the phone.

2.I chopped a poo off yesturday, and it took me 30 minutes to get all of the doodoo butter off.

by Earl G. October 25, 2004

chop off dick december

the month to chop dicks off

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

by DickLover250 October 3, 2020

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

An indication of genuine, but not extreme, shock or surprise. Best said in a Southern accent.

More savvy users can infuse the phrase with sarcastic meaning, as a variant of "Duh!"

Well chop off my head, and shit down my neck!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

off the chop

something fresh, new, player as hell, hot off the press, original, dope, etc.

"Damn nigga! That crack you cook is off the chop!!! and so is those J's you be wearin Mr. Man!"

"Damn!! Her titties is straight off the chop!"

It just means something dope!!!

by Chase K. da true. October 2, 2009

chop your head off

is what im going to do if u fuck with me and piss me off

by SlasheR September 27, 2003