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buttonfuck

1. To cause a software or hardware malfunction in an electronic device by pressing an unknown combination or sequence of buttons. Sometimes this can be caused by someone running their fingers across the buttons on the front of a device or just mashing the buttons.

2. To exercise proficiency in a particularly awkward method of entering data into an electronic device. For instance, using a Playstation 3 controller quickly enough to have a chat session or surf the web with ease. Another example would be using a cell phone without a full qwerty keyboard to text prolifically.
1. Todd buttonfucked the microwave now its stuck in the clock setting mode.

2. Doug, why don't you just marry your PS3 you buttonfuck that thing to death anyway.
by Winkworth May 16, 2011
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Buttonfuck

When one is so horny and desperate they dry fuck thier button up jeans until the buttons pop off.
OMG! Jordan buttonfucked himself out of his jeans.
Dude your buttons are undone have you been buttonfucking?
by ms.blunt and son January 7, 2011
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Buttfucker3000

An idiot who logs into a Zoom court hearing or important with a totally inappropriate screen name which angers the judge or the person leading the meeting.
Your name's not Buttfucker3000, you yo-ho.
by Storm Sexxwatt May 13, 2021
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Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza

An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
Dave - Bend over
Alan - Wait a minute let me find my Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bonanza Album
by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018
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Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack

The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
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Ghost Buttfuck

A sexual position in which the male covers his penis in toothpaste and proceeds to engage in anal intercourse with his partner. The toothpaste then proceeds to "burn like all fucking goddamned hell, christ almighty" for the recipient, while the male feels a slight, pleasant tingling sensation on his shaft.

After ejaculation, it is thought that the combination of feces and ejaculate resembles a sort of ectoplasm. Additionally, the high contrast with potential feces and blood also increases the odds of vomiting, including a chain reaction.
"Ey, baby - lemme fuck you in the ass with some Colgate, eh? A little of the ghost buttfuck? Ah, forgetchoo, ho."
by johnmouseguy April 30, 2012
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buttfuckshit

-a word one uses to express extreme anger or annoyance,

-similar to bullshit, but in a stronger context.
Josh I dont give a fuck about your buttfuckshit
by MKN Dictionary March 17, 2011
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