1) "Man, your
grandma sure is a nasty bitch. And she's old, fat, and ugly. Come to think of it, she's also pretty damn
broke. What the hell is she, a bus driver."
"Yes."
2) (makes 7 consecutive 3-pointers and dunks in your face 32 times)
"Call me the bus driver, because I just took yo' ass to
school!"