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Buffeh

A word used between two loving, amazing, phenominal best friends that won't let anything destroy their friendship.
Check out those buffehs, they're amazing friends.
by DWFake? May 4, 2010
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Buffet Hips

When hips become larger due to many trips to a buffet.
Damn I can barely fit into my pants now that I have Buffet Hips!
by dawnnhelene September 3, 2011
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Buffer Nut

When you're jacking off to porn and when the video stops to buffer you become too impatient for the video to resume so you just cum during the buffer screen.
"Dude I was watching this Dillion Harper vid last night on my phone but I only had 4G."

"Oh no, did you buffer nut?"

"Yea. I gotta get better internet..."

"Sick dude, let's blow each other."
by ThisIsMatthewCastro June 21, 2018
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dick buffet

Like a cock-a-thon but with more variety.
Steve: Did you see all those guys go into Stacy's last night? She must have had a cock-a-thon!
Daryl: No, there was a lot of variety. It was a dick buffet.
by DickBuffetConnoi May 11, 2016
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Buffhole

Buffhole: when your vagina tear to your ass.
Damn when Taundrah gave birth that bitch tore herself a buffhole.

When Vickey put two whole arms in her pussy, that hoe gave herself a buffhole.
by Uffda daddy November 10, 2018
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Buffetalo

Pronounced buff-ay-uh-lo
A grey-ish, uniformly textured "meat" found in most all-you-can-eat buffets. It is harvested from a genetically engineered animal with a cubic shape and little to no internal structure. It was created purely to decrease costs and its shape allows for efficient stacking. In order to increase "meat", scientists included no bones or organs in its structure. To account for this, the flesh is stiff enough to keep the animal's shape. As a result, all buffetalo has the texture of half processed rubber and the taste of an over salted slug.

Created by:
Lance-a-lot and Justinian the Wrong
1.
Guy1: "This steak is super tough!"
Guy2: "That's not steak, that's buffetalo."
Guy1: "Ugh... No wonder it tastes like that."

2.
Son: "Hey, have you tried the buffetalo? Its really good tonight!"
Dad: "Wow, you're right! It almost tastes like food!"

3.
At Housecity buffet:
Worker1: "We're almost out of buffetalo over here."
Worker2: "It's fine; I think we have some stacked up in the back."
Worker2: "Great!"
by Justinian the Wrong April 28, 2013
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BuffEZ

BuffEZ is a famous youtuber who makes funny content.
-oh you know BuffEZ uploaded a new video
-Aight i'mma watch it
by CarlosTheGod January 5, 2021
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