Brovary

A testicle. A ball. A teabag. Is found inside a man's ballsack.
Male equivalent of an ovary.

"Ovaries before brovaries"
"I swear this guy has brovaries of steel"
"Then I hit him right in the brovary"

by LehcarTheVelociraptor November 1, 2013

Brovary Cycle

The cycle in which, like a period, a males testicles will fall off and begin to regrow over the course of a month.

“My balls fell off, my teacher told me i just was going through the brovary cycle.”

by Mike hawkly April 27, 2021

Madame Bovary Syndrome

From Gustave Flaubert’s 1857 novel, modern Madame Bovary syndrome refers to a woman plagued with tendency to assume massive consumer debt in order to support a chic or extravagant life-style.

My rejection of the “ownership society” clashed with my former wife’s Madame Bovary Syndrome. Her profligate consumerism and aspirations for the “pretty life” lead to mountains of credit card debt.

by Muyuna April 12, 2005

brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Brosary

A necklace or piece of jewelery worn by a bro to ward off bad omens and such.

"Dude, d'you think Ryne's brosary is gonna protect him from sharks?"
"Hell nah, he'll lose an arm or a board."

by Aleks Broskee December 18, 2008

Brovaries

Male version of ovaries.

I just saw that cute monkey gif on Imgur, my brovaries exploded

by Ed4heights July 16, 2015