brovaries

The most emotionally sensitive parts of any man's body. These compel him to watch TV shows like Animal Planet's Puppies vs. Babies unironically. They allow him to weep during an emotionally poignant film.

Once a month, after brovulating, he will manstruate, and may employ a manpon.

Dude, that marathon of Say Yes to the Dress made my brovaries tinnnnngle!

by Susan B. Manthony December 17, 2012

Brovaries

Male version of ovaries.

I just saw that cute monkey gif on Imgur, my brovaries exploded

by Ed4heights July 16, 2015

brovaries

what you refer to when you want to kick a guy in the nuts if he is a pussy.

Jon: Check out Mike listening to that Ricky Martin Cd

Ashlee: You should go kick him in the brovaries

Jon: *kicks mike in nuts* see smart car

by blacksiteninja April 6, 2009

Brovaries

Male Testicles. Yep.

Chicks before Dicks!
Well, Brovaries before ovaries.
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by tedooooooooooo July 29, 2009

Brovaries

the egg carrying reproductive sacs adjacent to ones mangina

dude, don't get your brovaries in a bunch

by Mr.Blackwell July 19, 2010

Brovaries

Noun. An individual 's (usually male) group of platonic female friends. Similar to "bros".

Bob liked visiting strip clubs with his brovaries.

by Allgoingtohell June 3, 2017

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011