Broflex

Noun - is an exercise machine designed for the Bro anatomy. specifically works the chode muscle

"Hey bro, I'm going to the gym. Wanna come?"

"Nah bro, I'm good. I got a Broflex at home".

by wijiwang August 2, 2008

BroFlex

The act of flexin on ur Bros and homies

"why B always BroFlex on us when he get that henny in him?"

by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011

Brolex

A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.

Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!

by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011

Boflexing

When you wife gets caught cheating.

My wife was at this doctors house and she told me she was really buying his exercise machine for me for Father's Day. She was boflexing around on me.

by Screwed over September 3, 2013

Brolex

Old school but intentionally bling timepiece. Specifically worn with clothing and accessories not generally associated with the lifestyle or target audience of watchmakers such as, but not limited to, the traditionally conservative company Rolex.

Nice work on the Brolex and the vintage Ramones concert T.

Here's a thought, ditch the Jacob & Co. for a sleeper Brolex.

She's a total smokeshow with the Brolex and those wicked Louboutin stilettos.

by fullcity July 22, 2007

Browflex

A term used for when a person clearly has a unibrow but thinks they look good with it, so instead of shaving it off, they keep it on in hopes that people will take a liking to it.

Tucker: Hey, have you seen the amount of times Dylan browflexes per day?
James: Yeah, crazy man.

by Mysterz February 22, 2019

Brolexia

Characterized by the inability to understand the predefined order of Bros And Hoes.

Bro: Don't he know that it's always Bros Before Hoes?

Other Bro: Nah man, he got Brolexia.

by RedThundah August 13, 2014