Brocus

Brocusing occurs when one or more bros need to stop pounding nady ices and mikes hard lemonade and get to focusing on the matter at hand....not enough chicks at the party. A bro may over brocus and the only way to save him is to give him the good weed and a Yeager Bomb.

Bro 1: Yo bro im on my 8th mike's hard lemonade and my brodar hasn't picked up a single chick all night.

Bro 2: I know bra, turn down the Dave Matthews for a sec and lets all brocus.

Bro 3: Bro the last time Broseph brocused he went overboard.

Bro 1: Then we will just give him the good weed.

Bro 2: and a Yeager Bomb.

by Pepaladick October 29, 2009

brocus

the act of focusing on any type of school work when you could be or were in the process of getting high as shit with your brajhs and also polishing off brewskis, possibly getting your D wet from some sweet biddies.

Bro 1: BRAJH I totally got done that 6-page term while getting the D wet from Tony's sister.

Bro 2: How the fuck did you do that?

Bro 1: The amount of brocus required drained my energy to the point where I slept 23 hours the next day and misses my class and failed the paper. Fuck life brah. Wanna get shit-faced?

Bro 2: Fuck yeah. Let's get wrecked.

by brostradamusIV October 25, 2009

brocus pocus

When a girl is being hit on by a "bro" (lifted truck driving, moto-cross riding, hurley apparrel doning guy with spiky hair and possible frosted tips) and she declines the attention... but by the end of the night and a few drinks later, she realized he had tricked her into a make out session of some sort.

"I didn't even like that Jared guy. I think he sprinkled some of that brocus pocus on me and i ended up kissing him."

"We're on our way to the Avenged Sevenfold show, so make sure no bros sprinkle you with brocus pocus."

by prettypityparty November 26, 2006

Brocus Pocus

The act of a male fingering his own asshole during masterbation or otherwise.

"dude, i totally pulled brocus pocus while beating off"
"what??"
"..nothing"

by L-sos October 26, 2008

brotus

Etymological history of the term brotus stems far back into the time of the Roman Empire. It is a modern day spin off based on the character description of Brutus, who was the famous assassin of Caesar. To be a brutus to someone is to stab them in the back and show no respect for them. Brotus is the antonym to the word brutus which, is a term that can be described as brotherhood. When someone is close friends with someone they are considered to be their brotus. The term brotus is the masculine version of term. The feminine version of the word is brotusette, and the plural masculine is brotusi.

John: "Is this guy you brought with legit?"
Sampson: "Oh yeah, he's my brotus, we go way back. He's good shit."

by Joseph Ihrke March 23, 2008

Brogus

When a Bro commits an act that is considered bogus to another Bro.

Bro #1 - "Hey, Bro. Don't be mad, but I hooked up with your ex last night at a party."
Bro #2 - "Bro, why you do me Brogus?"

Bro #1 - "Sorry Bro, I didn't mean to do you Brogus. She was just coming on to me, and I thought that it was cool since you guys broke up like, a year ago."
Bro #2 - "We broke up last week, Bro. That was so Brogus."

by Drawers8894 September 3, 2015

Bropussy

Another less formal, colloquial term for one’s bro’s brohole. The bropussy is offered up when a bro is hard up and needs to bust one.

Kyle offered up his bropussy for me last night. It was so tight I damn near rim fired but in the end I was able to pound it. What a bro he was to take it.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020