brazillians

(Bra-zill-yuns)
o - An extremely massive number, huge beyond comprehension
o - An integer that is so large beholders become paralyzed with indecision

George Bush is in a meeting with his cabinet, and Donald Rumsfeld walks in to give a briefing on the war. "Mr. President, today in the war in Iraq, 3 Brazillion soldiers were killed."

Bush puts his head in his hands and moans, "Oh NO, 3 brazillians ???" The Cabinet is shocked, because Bush doesn't normally react to foreign casualties. Then he lifts his head up and says, "Wait a minute - how many's in a Brazillion?"

by Shamantiks June 11, 2006

white brazillian

varieties have adjusted amounts of vodka or coffee liqueur, or mixed brands of coffee liqueur. this drink always includes horse semen. it is shaken with ice and served in a tumbler glass on the rocks.

if the dude ran out of milk and was on a racetrack he would go down to the stalls and get horse semen by a secret ritual... he then would proceed to make the white brazillian

by meltedcereal August 7, 2012

Brazilian Donut

A freshly waxed butthole.

Milton couldn't wait to get to work to show everyone his Brazilian Donut.

by Tbonepgh June 14, 2016

brazilian goose

Local name for the Toucan used in parts of South America.

That's a pretty Brazilian Goose.

by SuperAndroidWeaver February 22, 2017

Brazilian Squidward

When you are getting head from a brazilian, or and extremely thick woman, just as you are about to cum, you put your penis up her nose and cream all in her mucus membrane.

Yo bruh I gave Caetano the biggest Brazilian Squidward

by nastynaay January 30, 2014

Brazillian Clam Slap

When a woman takes a man's penis in one hand and firmly slaps the other over top, stimulating blood flow to provide an erection, usually used for continuing sex directly after an initial orgasm.

When he couldn't get it up again, she gave him a Brazillian Clam Slap so she could finish herself off.

by Sexpo Hub March 12, 2010

Brazilian Thunder

The sexual act of, before finishing, finding the light switch (or any light source) and rapidly turning it on and off while screaming and attacking your partner; and then cuming in their eyes while simultaneously turning the light source off and creating and audible thunder like sound.

"brought a girl back to my hotel last night and there was a power outage, so I gave her the old Brazilian thunder without touching a switch."

by RickGoldfield and FrankGuitar October 7, 2019