brazilian blowout

When your ass implant explodes.

Damn! You see Sahqueeta's Brazilian Blowout?

-- Yeah that shits nasty.

brazilian blowout by super words April 15, 2015

Brazilian Blowout

The ACTUAL non-sexual definition is a kerotin hair treatment that smooths your hair and makes it super soft and shiny. If taken care of, it should last 12 weeks up to 6 months.

My hair was super frizzy, but then I had a Brazilian blowout and now it's smooth.

Brazilian Blowout by Annoying Ninja June 12, 2013

brazilian blowout

When a girl with a shaved pussy queefs on her partners face.

My face was all sticky this morning.
Y?
My chick gave me a Brazilian blowout last night.

brazilian blowout by kstan3 October 13, 2010

Brazilian Blowout

A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.

Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.

Brazilian Blowout by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014

Brazilian Blowout

Shitting yourself while you are getting a brazilian wax.

The pain from the waxing caused Aunt Thelma to have a brazilian blowout.

Brazilian Blowout by Idaho G Spot June 3, 2010

brazilian blowout

when fucking a brazilian prostitute, and her daily givings leak out ontop of the paying customer. looks similar to diarrhea.

Dude I was railing this brazilian prostitute last week and she got diarrhea on me. No man you got a brazilian blowout, that was all the others dudes cum leaking out of her.

brazilian blowout by phenominally wise February 26, 2011

Brazilian Blowout

n. the inevitable syndrome comprising the full consequences of eating at an all-you-care-to-eat churrascaria. Starting with meat sweats and eventually progressing to meat shits.

"I had so much linguica and picanha last night at Fogo de Chao... I've been praying for a Brazilian blowout all morning."

Brazilian Blowout by SmoovB August 20, 2013