Over the course of a day, go out and eat a bunch of different foods. Preferably un-healthy, turd influencing foods
like white castle, taco bell, etc. Make sure to mix it up. Let it set for a while then go to someones house that you want to surprise with a specail gift. Take a dump in the master bathroom, do not flush, and close the
lid. Then leave the house. The next person to open the
lid gets the "
box of chocolates" meaning, they never know what they're going to get.