A Bon Jovi

Being interupted during sex - as in, 'half way there...'.

"I was about to drop my load in Becky when my roommate bardged in the room. Becky ran to the bathroom, then wouldn't let me finish...leaving me with a Bon Jovi."

by Jo Mo November 10, 2005

Bon Jovi

Noun;
The hair thst grows around your asshole

Tom tried to shave his Bon Jovi, but he ended up with a horrible infection.

by Black Rooster June 19, 2007

Bon Jovi

lack of hair straightners . looks like a poodle crawled on a persons head died and fused to the scalp

omg what the hell happened to u ??
thats a real bon jovi!!

by Hannah June 19, 2006

Bon Jovi

When you see a girl from behind with tight jeans, long flowing hair, only to find out its a guy from the front.

Hey, check out this broad... Oh, shit its a Bon Jovi!!! GROSS

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

bon jovied

to be interupted in the act of sex, i.e. while you are "half way there". see also getting off at the billy mills roundabout.

trev - "i was shagging my bird the other night and got bon jovied by her mother"
dave - "shite eh?"

by mb88 January 9, 2008

Bon Jovi

An adjective used to describe a talentless asshole who takes all the credit for the work of the entire team (e.g rock band).

Little Johnny: How do you like my project? I did it all by myself! Isn't it great?!
Teacher: Now now Johnny... Yeas it's a nice project. But no need to be Bon Jovi about it. The other kids deserved credit just as much as you did.

by Dovis January 22, 2011

Bon Jovi

Bon Jovi are quite possibly the most overrated band of all time. A hair metal band named after the frontman, Bon Jovi is a disgrace to mankind.

Basically, Bon Jovi are pure and utter shit.

Respectable human being: Man, that Bon Jovi is fucking horrid. How do you like them?

Waste of oxygen: They're brilliant!

by the orr January 24, 2013