Blueimple

A pimple in your ear caused by a blue tooth device.

Hey, I just got a great new blue tooth ear peice and it gave me a blueimple in two days.

by D Oh Double G October 17, 2010

blumple rimskin

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.

Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.

by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

blumplestiltskin

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

by pud850 December 19, 2008

blumplestiltskin

N., A person who offers up her first child in order to get a blumpkin from a little person.

John became a blumplestiltskin when he agreed to give Ruth, the midget, his first-born child in return for a much-needed blumpkin.

by Blumpity blump January 23, 2009

blimples

What you get when you're blushing at the same time your dimples are showing.

Karen is so bashful that every time she's amused or embarrassed, her blimples cone out and give her away.

by Theonetheylovetohate January 16, 2015

BlumpleMateen

A blumpkin, in which after, the giver shows an expression of satisfaction, somewhat similar to Supersonics PG Mateen Cleaves's.

During my trip to Seattle, i find the people there are professionals at making coffee and giving blumplemateens.

by Eddie Valente July 30, 2006

Blumplestiltskin

The act of receiving a rim job while urinating in a urinal. The antonym of blumpkin.

Stacy's mom gave me a really nice blumplestiltskin.

Sorry I peed on your faced during that blumplestiltskin.

by Masterboneme June 17, 2014