This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.
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by TIM WATSON September 25, 2003
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he wins MVP for football every year
He’s usually stuck in girl drama but there is only one girl who he really likes
Blandys usually have blonde hair with brown or blue eyes
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If you have ever met a Blandy your lucky
he wins MVP for football every year
He’s usually stuck in girl drama but there is only one girl who he really likes
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If you have ever met a Blandy your lucky
Girl: did you hear Blandy got MVP for the 5th year in a row
Boy:I wish I could be Blandy
Blandy: It’s nothing much all what I won was MVP
Boy:I wish I could be Blandy
Blandy: It’s nothing much all what I won was MVP
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She is my mf bsf
She a hoe on the low💀
U can’t loose her to any thing
If you try that bich you dead
And I’m pulling up w/my bsf tho shoot you so don’t try us
She is my mf bsf
She a hoe on the low💀
U can’t loose her to any thing
If you try that bich you dead
And I’m pulling up w/my bsf tho shoot you so don’t try us
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