Blackmanning

The act of hitting someone with several lamps. (Usually happens under alcohol influence.)

"I hate it when Timothy gets drunk. He starts blackmanning all of us, dude."

"All blackmanners are fucking assholes."

"Shit, he blackmanned you good."

by AlfredfromStateFarm February 13, 2017

blackmannan

a dump of a place. its really called clackmannan but its so dirty and full of poor people we call it blackmannan. sorry to the few good people who live there. nothing to do with being racist its beacause of the scum that live in the place

look at that wee scummy bastard. aye,he must be fae blackmannan.

by thebudsterboy January 22, 2008

blacklaning

To travel somewhere in style, usually in a black car or limousine.

“I’m blacklaning to the nominees lunch.” “Are you blacklaning to the party?” “I’m not taking the bus, I’ll be blacklaning to the game.”

by hohoho108 October 15, 2015

blackmandigo

meaning something but not actually going along with it in an aggressive/ passive way.

what are you doing?

you.

when?

never is the thing.

you are such blackmandigo!

by papahanbam June 18, 2022

Barkmanning it

The act of drinking alcohol all day in different places and/or establishments. One drinks heavily but steadily and does not become severely intoxicated. Generally this is done for 8-12 hours and nothing else is done that day. Named after pioneer C. T. Barkman.

"What did you guys get up to on Saturday?"
"Oh, we were just Barkmanning it... hit that new bar downtown for lunch, then a few others... ended up at the alley... you know."

by W Maximus January 25, 2024

blackmaxxing

Blackmaxxing is when your sitting on the lap of a monkey and your edging his shit so hard that he explosively cums.

I edged my slave so hard, call it blackmaxxing. Ouw

by Rizzmonkey-187 March 13, 2024

BARKMANNING

The art or practice of spending the day drinking steadily though not excessively at a number of different locations. Generally very little is accomplished beyond this but an enjoyable time is had by those involved.

"We didn't really feel like going on that hike or doing all that work, so we're just Barkmanning it today."

by W. Maximus January 7, 2025