Birkenstocked

A left wing alternative to redpilled, and a reference to the Barbie movie when Barbie is offered a Birkenstock and a high heel, and the Birkenstock represents the truth

Oh I’m not redpilled, I’m birkenstocked

by I Like To Define Words February 25, 2024

Birkenstocker

A creepy hippy that stalks people.

A: Did you pick up your vitamins at the health food store?
B: I tried but there was a 'Birkenstocker' following me down every aisle and I had to ditch him.

by Bryan Gilbreath October 17, 2010

Birkenstocks on the ground

The presence of the popular sandal at an event or gathering. The preferred footwear for hippies, lesbians, old people and preppies.

"There were plenty of Birkenstocks on the ground at the Berkeley alumni reunion."

by yes juanito yes October 12, 2014

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

Birkenstoked

The instance when a hippie-type is extremely excited.

Originated from the fact that hippie's are known for wearing the shoe brand BIRKENSTOCK; and "Stoked" is surfer/stoner slang for "excited"

HIPPIE 1: "DID YOU GET ANY WEED LAST NIGHT!?

HIPPIE 2: "OH MAN, I GOT 4 GRAMS, I'M SO BIRKENSTOKED!"

by Miss Mafia May 12, 2009

birkenshocked

Adjective. Appalled, horrified, outraged, shocked, revolted, disgusted.

"Oh my god, did you hear that Florence isn't 100% GMO free?????" "No way, I am simply birkenshocked."

by roguebonerz December 8, 2016

birkenstocks

slippers for lesbians

The gym teacher wore birkenstocks to the sleepover.

by T-Dog Jenkins January 23, 2005