SOLDIER 1: "Hey
man do you remember Private Emery from AIT?"
SOLDIER 2: "Oh, wasn't he the really tall
guy?'
SOLDIER 1: "Yea
man, did you hear what he did with his cracked truck frame when he got home?
SOLDIER 2: "No, what happened?"
SOLDIER 1: "He decided to Billy Bob the hell out of it
man! He clamped some exhaust clamps on a pipe that he laid across the crack and it worked!
SOLDIER 2: "Holy shit!"