The Method of Exercising in bed, doing presses, sit ups or other activities that require you to be in a horizontal position. Not To Be Confused with Sexercise.
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the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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by Saack August 9, 2008
Get the exercise mug.when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.
...like we care
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"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"
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I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.
by DeepTrout January 9, 2013
Get the bonercise mug.a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.
BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.
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