Belt-Bustin'
Justin
Fat dipshit who constantly breaks belts.
He goes to fat camp, also know as "pioneer camp"
He spends his free time eating out Blakes mom.
He also volunteers for different charities, like "Lets Fuck War Amps Day
BUDDY!"
If you attempt to call his BBJ, he may pull out a 'shank' on you. And threaten to curbstomp you and
beat you with a bat, even though you know he's just a
joke.
He'll offer you birthday sex.
He can't smoke without getting pissed off at you.
He can;t drink without getting pissed off at you.
He can'tbe sober without getting pissed off at you.
He hits on little girls and goths.
He'll kick you out of your shed, even though you were planning on leaving because you can't stand his stupidity.
FUCK
BUDDY!
Memorable quotes:
"hey, you know what's good? Birthday Sex"
Innocent creeeped out respondent: "no, it's not BBJ"
"I triple heel-flipped 9 decks
buddy!"
"I didn't do shit with that girl
buddy!"
(Upon being asked about him fucking Artemis, the goth girl, nightly)
"I like SOAD,and have U2's new album"
"He's just angry 'cause i turned andrew
punk!
Buddy"
"FUCK CHEW
BUDDY IM NOT NATIVE"
"FUCK YOU! I love 'em!"(Random person said to him,
Dude, Dead Kennedy's aren't even that good)
"I can't even sleep in the same bed with him anymore"
"ME and patrick are so close he was in the shower while i was trimming my pubes"
"That song is about the american prison system!" A Song by System of a down, where they say, 'They are trying to build a prison'
What an
idiot.
He's so fucking fat.
And has slanted eyes.
Wears sueded sneakers.
Thinks he's punkrock.
Is fat.
BBJ was trying to skateboard, and fell over, and
broke his belt.
He also broke his belt while playiong hackysack.
And broke a stool, 'cause he's so fat.
"(insert random stupid incident performed by
justin here), yeah he's a fucking
idiot"
