Bastarditis

The act of acting like a bastard.

What's up with George today? He's acting like an asshole.

Don't mind him, he just has a slight case of Bastarditis.

by SardonicAnthony July 25, 2011

Bastardize

bas-tard-ize (Verb)

1. To diminish the quality or character of;

2. To declare or name someone a bastard; illegitimize

3. To fuck something up; completely ruin it.

I usually like cover songs, but they really bastardized a classic.

by invisibleninjas August 11, 2009

Bastard

Besides the usual usages of a child born out of wedlock and a suitable name for someone you don’t like, there are other meanings as well. At one time it was used to refer to a hybrid device or one adapted from one purpose to another; in 1517 it was used to refer to second rate Spanish Sack wines and in engineering it refers to a type of coarse-toothed file.

“Shit! What a bastard!”
“What do you mean?”
“Take your pick.”

by AKACroatalin September 19, 2016

bastardization

1) The process of making something illegitimate
2) The process of bringing something to a form which is not as good as the one it was in before, i.e. the language glorified by urbandictionary.com

see fo' shizzle my nizzle

by Kevin Smith January 1, 2004

Bastard

A term used to describe someone who disregards other people in pursuit of their own self-interest. Usually includes the acts or act of lying, spreading mis-information, covering one's own ass at the expense of others, or employing other forms of bullshitting.

"The day I broke up with my girlfriend, my roomate told her she would have been better off with him instead of me. He's such a bastard.

by Truthtellerunc April 18, 2010

Bastardizing

To Bastardize :

To take something and

Fuck it up beyond
all recognition.

Chipmunk Remixes (A song sped up 1.5x times, which gets millions of views.)

Bastardizing.

by x0racunx March 22, 2010

bastardization

when someone makes something more douche-like than it was before

'fo shizzle my nizzle' is a bastardization of 'fo sheezy my neezy' which is a bastardization of 'for sure my nigga' which is a bastardization of 'i concur with you whole-heartedly, my african-american friend'

by deziree February 24, 2007