Basche

The very special occasion of two or more musicians, often with dubious morals, coming together and sight-reading some music. It is seldom successful, but always loads of fun!

I can't wait to basche with the RNCM Basche Society tonight!

by james5s5s5s September 22, 2021

Camden basche

A naive native man who’s depressed but won’t admit it

“Hey do you know camden basche” “yeah he’s that naive native man I think he might be depressed”

by Stinkpoo115 August 17, 2022

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Bohemian Bachelor

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.

I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...

by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020

bachelor's salad

You grab a full head of lettuce in one hand and bottle of salad dressing in the other. You bite the head of lettuce and take a swiq of the salad dressing out of the bottle to wash down the lettuce. Usually the only two remaining items in a bachelor's refrigerator.

Tom: Oh crap, I'm hungry but don't want to prepare anything.

Rob: Just make yourself a bachelor's salad.

by EDelo September 22, 2009

potato basher

Is someone who masturbates to ugly people

Jack: I bashed off to stacy's photo last night

Luke: Nah fam she's butters, your such a potato basher

by Wahidman December 17, 2013

bosched

Getting screwed by someone or told that you are wrong, even though you are completely right.

You were bosched in that meeting today. Everything you said was true, but the Germans were too stubborn to listen to reason. They denied everything, including the truth.

by Greenpiece August 11, 2008