Engaging in sexual acts while asleep. These acts can include masturbation, fondling, sexual intercourse and sexual assault or rape. Banditing can actually be used as a criminal defense in rape cases. Because, you know, those poor rapists, they need to be defended too.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
There have also been reports of men injuring themselves while engaging in sadistic sexual acts in their sleep. As in, waking up with their balls missing because their sleeping self mistook the blender for the beaver.
The disorder is not limited to men however. So the next time your other half is groaning & thrusting in her sleep, watch out, because she might just rape you.
Guy No.1: Dude, she was totally banditing lastnight, she fucked me in her sleep!
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
Guy No.2: Dude... you've been raped...
Guy No.1: ... ... ... dude...
by omigodlucy April 12, 2010
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Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette.
by aboodthereal October 11, 2025
Get the banditing mug.Banditing *(verb, slang)* — Banditing is the act of unapologetically claiming more than your fair share of food — often sneakily, always greedily. It’s grabbing the last slice you definitely didn’t deserve, stealing fries off someone else’s plate, or “tasting” something until half of it’s gone. A banditer operates on instinct, driven by pure appetite over etiquette. this definition is named after a person named Banditsolos, or more preferably Atakbandit.
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Get the bandicino mug.When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.
Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!
She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.
Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)
Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.
Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.
If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?
Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!
Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)
Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
by Big Dongky October 20, 2019
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The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
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