Bandage

Noun: The marijuana that has been placed on top of a partially smoked bowl.

Verb: To place new marijuana on top of a bowl that has not been smoked completely.

"This bowl is almost done, you wanna bandage that

by Chris & Kevin June 30, 2012

Bandage

Bandage is a suicidal person that wouldn't fucking die

That bandaged suicidal mackerel have tried do suicide for 973736377828473 times but failed

by Kannonzakass October 16, 2019

Whore bandage

someone nasty like god knows what cold be on a whore's bandage.

you fucking whore bandage!

by Jesucka August 5, 2009

Booze bandage

1) The consumption of more alcohol to help alleviate the pain caused by a bad hangover
2) May be used when suffering from Booze Flu.

I need a booze bandage if I am going to go out again tonight

by Luckys3000 October 28, 2008

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

Whiskey Bandage

When you are injured but can't feel it because you are so drunk.

I sprained my ankle I think, but it's fine I can walk I have a whiskey bandage.

by Gonzo Writer June 2, 2013

Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.

"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."

by Kripeezy August 31, 2013