Balzz

Sheep humping canadian, commonly seen in bastardizations.

Hide your livestock! Balzz is coming!

by Mikel March 9, 2003

Balzz

Sex act involving ejaculating on your partner's face then yelling "That was for Balzz."

That ho just got Balzzed.

by LebaronLX April 27, 2003

ballzak

Put simply.....The scrotal sack. Known as the scrotum, but NOT the taint.

Yo, I asked my girl to be rough so she kicked me right in the ballzak.

by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

bazzeled

When Mr. Bazzel from Mowat Middle School takes you out of your class to do math.

“Today, I got bazzeled in gym. It was the worst!”

by Jhors1001 September 24, 2019

bazzalad

A drink originating in the University of Chester, that causes one to become severely drunk. A wonder in itself. Made with cherry sourz, vodka and lemonade.

Boy 1: I was absolutley ruined last night, shouldn't have had so many bazzas.
Boy 2: Always the bazzalads, killers.

by wowdoge January 22, 2014

balzhur

Originally a Smaug MUD (Multi-User Dungeon) command to demote a player (usually to newbie status) and strip and destroy all of their belongings. Currently this is now this is used among MUD (or ex-MUD) players meaning to demote or delete an item/person.

"I'm going to balzhur that copier if it jams one more time!"

"I punched my boss at work because he won't replace the stupid copier, got balzhured."

by Kilokahn January 16, 2014

Bazzed

A term to describe a state of intoxication so extreme the person ends up on their back, unable to righten themselves akin to a turtle/tortoise/terrapin, or other shelled reptiles.

Short for Basmatted.

'Man Matt got completely bazzed last night, saw him passed out in the stairwell on his back!'

'Lets get totally bazzed tonight!'
'Na man I got bazzed the other day and I haven't quite recovered yet!'

'The Jaysters were utterly bazzed, rolling around on the floor unable to get up'. HAHA.

'Who's that on the floor?'
'Ah don't worry, thats just Hannah. She downed 3 dirty pints and now she is well and truly basmatted' (long version)

by Jayster 002 March 7, 2014