Balb

Balls where your boobs should be

"Woah that guy needs a bra, he has boobs."

"No, he has balbs"

by balbmaster January 8, 2010

BALB

Big Ass Laugh Bitch
Literally used when tired of LOL...

Awesome Guy: Tell that girl to make me a sandwich!

Other Guy: BALB!

by Douglas J. Falcon the 3rd... August 18, 2010

Balbes

Russian word.

The acceptable.
The colloquial. fool, stupid person

On an explanatory dictionary of Ozhegova, Balbes, the colloquial word meaning the confused, rough and crude person

Ты балбес- Ti balbes - You the fool

by Zakharov (Захаров) May 15, 2010

BALB

BALB stands for 'Below Avg Low Budget'
It is Used in various situations.

Friend 1: What did you eat in the morning?

Friend 2: A BALB sandwich.

_____________________________

*2 Friends meet after a long time*

Friend 1: Heyy Buddy! Long time. How have you been?

Friend 2: Living a BALB life. What about you?

by Jakoplasma June 1, 2018

balbs

what chris likes to lick sometimes

Chris, lick my balbs.

by ryan, you know December 14, 2008

Zurkem balb

When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)

Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb

by SPC_ZACKATTACK October 2, 2018

SUAQ BALB

"Shut up and quit being a little bitch." Often used in exasperation.

A SUAQ BALB example: Jimmy was dragging behind the group and whining so we told him to SUAQ his BALBS.

by Carl's Mom July 13, 2007