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It is considered by some experts to be the greatest example of the Pavlovian reward cycle.
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1. To be overwhelmed by requests to visit and comment upon your many friends blogs.
2. To feel stupefied by consistently reading blogs. Or: To lose touch with reality through over induging in factoids, conspiracy theories and the generally uninformed opinion of blogs.
2. To feel stupefied by consistently reading blogs. Or: To lose touch with reality through over induging in factoids, conspiracy theories and the generally uninformed opinion of blogs.
EG1: I felt bloggled after returning from my ten-year reunion...everyone I saw, told me of their new blog and asked me to not only visit their blogs, but everyone was expecting me to leave them a comment- I felt absolutely bloggled.
EG2: After a day's surfing sites on the illuminati, area 51, skull and bones, Yale and how George Bush really became our president, I felt totally bloggled- I had to go out for air, or read a proper newspaper.
EG2: After a day's surfing sites on the illuminati, area 51, skull and bones, Yale and how George Bush really became our president, I felt totally bloggled- I had to go out for air, or read a proper newspaper.
by Vergelimbo April 16, 2006
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"Mmm, that Dan Roche at work is so foine. Let's google him."
"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
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"OK... dannnn roooocchhe... ?!?!? results one to ten of two million!?"
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by laurosaur November 1, 2005
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Get the Bloggle mug.The bias resulting from having read multiple blogs posts either excessively praising or deriding an entity or event. To be affected by "blog goggles."
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HipsterChick2: Take off your fucking bloggles, you've just spent too much time reading Brooklyn Vegan.
by Conejo Rojo January 7, 2009
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