by That awkeird girl May 3, 2018
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Great wedding photos Dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!
by Smellynappybaby June 2, 2018
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Guy one walks into his shared dorm. Find his male roomate dressing himself as a woman.
Guy one: Ok..This is totally awkweird...I'll be going.
Roomate: Uhm...it's not what you think.
Guy one: Ok..This is totally awkweird...I'll be going.
Roomate: Uhm...it's not what you think.
by Gabriella May 23, 2005
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akweird situation 1.
your priest/Rabi/reverend/bishop walk in on you doing something you shouldn't while they're doing something they shouldn't (sexual or otherwise). that tense situation increases until something weird breaks the ice like a streaker shows up or a mime..
akweird situation 2
a relative has a "thing" for you and your significant other finds that hot. no one said it wasn't going to be gross
akweird situation 3.
your parent drags you to the shrink to talk about sex dreams they've been having involving you and a family orgy
your priest/Rabi/reverend/bishop walk in on you doing something you shouldn't while they're doing something they shouldn't (sexual or otherwise). that tense situation increases until something weird breaks the ice like a streaker shows up or a mime..
akweird situation 2
a relative has a "thing" for you and your significant other finds that hot. no one said it wasn't going to be gross
akweird situation 3.
your parent drags you to the shrink to talk about sex dreams they've been having involving you and a family orgy
by miss michele March 14, 2008
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Person A: "I just cleaned the crevices between my toes with a hang nail."
Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
Person B: "I must say that's pretty awkweird."
by neosushisek August 7, 2011
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Brandon: Not much, just thinking about pteradactyl porn
Ash:...
Ash: thanks for making that totally awkweird
Brandon: Not much, just thinking about pteradactyl porn
Ash:...
Ash: thanks for making that totally awkweird
by nonstopgamer14 January 4, 2010
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