Autopilot

An extremely high level of drunkeness only achievable through years of alcohol abuse. The individual in autopilot will likely do the following:
Insult you
Hit on you
Scream curse words and racial slurs
Just plain scream
Vomit in hard to clean locations
Lose bowel and bladder control
Question your sexuality
Question their own sexuality

Sleep with sea monsters
Become a legend

Dudes. Jake was So far in autopilot last night! He tongue punched Michelle's nasty fart box after Ian J.O.ed into a rubber and put it in his ass. He also vomited in his underwear while he was wearing them! He doesn't even know it either!

by Buckassmurdoch August 23, 2013

Autopilot

The lovely ability to pee and use both of your hands simultaneously to do other things (applicable to both male and females.)

E.g. Reading the paper,talking on the phone, playing Temple Run.

Playing a game that requires both of ones hands whilst peeing? I'll just put it on Autopilot

by MonkeyMan91 February 04, 2012

Autopilot

to go lay in your bed butt ass naked

Jimmy: bro I’m so uncomfortable, I’m gonna autopilot

Gerald: dude what the fuck this is a sleep over…

by notyxngscxba June 14, 2022

Autopilot

The unintentional act of someone falling asleep while giving a BJ and yet still continuing with said BJ while still doing normal functions of the activities

So i was getting a BJ and this girl was on autopilot

by Metal Man XXX core August 08, 2008

Autopilot

A term used by IT pros to describe running a prolonged, automated task on a computer that doesn't need their attention, such as a virus scan, installer program or a disk defragmentation.

"I just started the defragger on that system, so it's on autopilot for a couple of hours."

by RedHelix May 17, 2012

Autopiloting

The action of not opening any snapchats from a person whom you have a streak with. People will assume your having a conversation, but in reality nobody is opening them.

Guy 1: "Wow man, you have a streak of 400 with Danny?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't open any of my snaps."
Guy 1: "Sounds like she's autopiloting you bro."

by Kevo285 October 07, 2018

autopilot

when you do something without realizing what you're doing (usually results in making a mistake)

Sorry, autopilot, you know how it is.

by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003