Asstrophy

(1) Atrophy of the ass.
(2) Extreme weakness of the buttocks.
When sitting too long, the buttocks can become numb and the butt muscles can stop working properly therefore resulting in what is known as 'ASSTROPHY'.

"Dude! I am totally experiencing asstrophy right now."

"Apparently he had to quit working as a truck driver because it gave him asstrophy."

by trippd333 January 31, 2009

Swamp-asstrophe

An encounter with an individual suffering from swamp-ass causing great and often sudden harm or embarrassment to the individual and /or situation; a dis-ass-ter.

I was 69ing with this chick when I realized her ass crack smelled like dingle-berry soup. What a swamp-asstrophe!

by Legs4days January 23, 2014

ass trophy

(noun) One who displays moronic, rude, or asinine behavior, often for an extended period of time.

Sarah: On my way here I was almost killed by some guy that cut me off!
Nick: What an ass trophy!

Did you hear John forgot his kid at the gas station? That guy's the Stanley Cup of ass trophies.

by QueenSarBear November 15, 2011

Shit-astrophe

The sudden urge to have a bowel movement, causing the immediate cancellation of previously scheduled daily plans.

"Professor Smith I just want to appologize for missing last class. Ya' see I was sitting in the class before this one and could just feel a shit-astrophe brewing. Needless to say, I had to run back to my dorm. I'm sure you'll understand."

by The Bergmann March 2, 2010

Gag reflex atrophy

The decline of sensitivity at the back of the mouth which leads to less frequent gagging and an easier time swallowing large objects. While occasionally sought after by those who must take medication in large pills that are uncomfortable to swallow, it is more often a byproduct of a woman’s promiscuity. Continuous oral sex will rapidly decrease the gag reflex until she is able to take in even large members without difficulty.

Tori had been working on trying to stop gagging every time she went down on a guy. She enjoyed the praise and attention she garnered but she needed her BJ’s to be legendary. After a month or two of holding a tooth brush at the back of her mouth for 10 minutes every morning and night, she felt she had finally gotten rid of her gag reflex entirely. Eager to try it out, she texted Matt and told him to come over. Matt had a proud 8 inch dong, and so wasn’t to be taken lightly. But as she pulled down his pants and took his hardening member into her mouth, she realized with glee it had been a total success. As she bobbed diligently back and forth she heard Matt moan and grip her shoulders strongly. She closed her eyes and she felt him swell in her mouth. The first blast was a motherload indeed, but Tori’s cheeks and throat worked; she was swallowing his semen as fast as he was pumping it into her mouth. He fell back on the bed after he was spent and she went to snuggle on his chest. Soon however she once again wanted to take in his meat and taste his seed. So she took his flaccid member in her mouth and began to succ. He quickly grew and hardened as she breathed a second life into his spent manhood. She knew she’d been totally successful with her Gag Reflex Atrophy.

by Swirlin64 March 17, 2020

Astrophotographer

A person who spends way too much money on a piece of glass inside of a tube, then gets easily depressed by a number being slightly different from what they want, leading said person to spend even more money, going into a bigger and bigger hole.

" Hey, your brother's an astrophotographer? " - Person 1
" Yeah, he is. " - Person 2
" God, I'm so sorry for your loss. You must be devastated. " - Person 1

by bonkerdonker April 5, 2021

atrophy kid

Someone so atrophied by instant feedback, congratulations and an adorable sense of entitlement, that the stress of making "adult" decisions often causes them to retreat to the safety of their parents. This move is often welcomed by the parents themselves, who felt unloved without someone to bestow lavish praise and generous material benefits upon.

So is that atrophy kid looking for a job yet?

by Somefinds April 25, 2009