Assple

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.

Assple: For lunch I had a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Assples are too fascinating to not share with the rest of the world.

by Patrick Casanova January 18, 2008

Assple

An apple (of any color) whose shape resembles that of buttocks -- an apple that looks like an ass.

Assple For lunch I have a burrito and an Assple, although assples are better put on display in a museum than eaten. Their ass-ness quality is too good to not share with the rest of the world.

by Patrick Casanova January 8, 2009

assplosion

The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.

We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011.

by urbanparker May 4, 2015

asspples

The smell of ass and freshly picked apples.

Dude, I just walked out of a room that smelled like asspples.

by tpwhite49 May 27, 2011

Halifax Assplosion

After a night of binge drinking at the Lower Deck, dip your bird in donair sauce, place pita bread on either side of partner's arse and then give 'er!!

Buddy gave me right some Halifax Assplosion last night.

by quigley dawn June 28, 2010

asslete's foot

When your feet have the same odor as ass

Damn Matt. Your feet smell so bad. You should go to the doctor. You might have asslete's foot.

by Hugh_Jastle December 6, 2015

Assley

She is a total ass and a bitch. She fucking tells everyone's secrets if they tell her something! She is a slut and a whore. She is also a homophobic and she is racist. She's also extremely annoying and follows everyone around. She also tells people to kill themselves for no reason. If someone says they have a crush she's like "TELL ME! TELL ME!" when the person does not want to tell anyone their crush. She also chases them around until they tell her.

Assley "How about you go kill yourself!"
Person "Wow. Assley, you are just rude! No one should tell anyone else to kill themselves!"
Person "I have a crush.."
Assley "Tell me! Tell me! Tell me! Now!"
Person "Sorry, no."
Assley is chasing the person around.

by assley's number 1 hater November 24, 2018