Afterstood

Similar to understood, but it’s something you hear and it doesn’t compute immediately. Your brain backtracks to figure out what you just heard but you’ve already said,”what?” or “huh?
Before anyone can repeat what they’ve said, you’ve already figured it out.

My wife told me something and I said “what?”. Then I said,
“Oh never mind, I afterstood you. “

by Steve Star May 3, 2019

afterswoon

To get swooned in the afternoon

R: *Does something sexy at 3pm
L: "Oh my good golly gosh. You just afterswooned me."

by LORRC November 14, 2016

Aftershook

a word used to put more emphasis on shook and quaking

Nicki Minaj: breathes
Me: Bitch i’m aftershook

by just_callme_DJ September 23, 2017

afterwood

when a male still has a boner after he has ejaculated during sex

Tom: That was GREAT sex Suzie!

Suzie: Then why are you still hard?
Tom: Damn afterwood!

"I had major afterwood last night when Karen and I finished bonin'.."

"We can't go to your parents' yet.. I still have some afterwood."

by 0verthestars February 5, 2010

Aftershook

The state of re-experiencing the affects of a burn/roast and you feel shook all over again

So yesterday I was singing and my brother told me I sounded like a dead cow and I just remembered it. I’m so aftershook.

by TheTriggeredOctopus November 15, 2017

aftersnooze

When you are so tired you can't focus and your afternoon becomes an aftersnooze.

You’re forgiven, it’s Monday aftersnooze.
I worked so hard this morning I'm going to relax this aftersnooze.
Damn. I barely got anything done this aftersnooze.

by Number1SpencerFan June 24, 2019

afternoodle

Any afternoon, esp. when lunch consists of a noodle dish (e.g. pho, ramen, leftover spaghetti).

Zach: Do you have time to talk about our load balancer configuration? Nick: Sure thing. I'm eating now, but I'm open all afternoodle.

by JiggleCheeks May 1, 2023