Ashland 

An Ashland is very pretty and typically gets all the guys she is very athletic,nice and has many friends.

Oh my gosh it's Ashland what should I say?

Ashland by WardtheBeast June 24, 2016

Ashland 

Ahhhh. Ashland. Whats there to say... We've got a few Dunkin Donuts, a CVS or two, the illest mascot around, and Mr Cummings.

where do you live?
Ashland !
Oh.. let me guess... clocker?
Hell yes ! Suck my clock!
No....

Ashland by hoooty hoo January 9, 2008

ashland 

A bitch.

Stop being such an Ashland.

ashland by irc user nukem January 22, 2011

Ashland 

It's a shame that California's biggest export is its people. This town's population is loaded with little more than uppity retired Bay Area snobs that have fled their dysfunctional home state. When you think "Ashland", think sky high rent and property rates, endless women's boutique stores, air pollution, and an age 55 and up minimum.

I'm headed to Ashland, OR to retire.

Ashland by Jay87087 December 10, 2017

ashland 

a middle school fuck boy who gets his clothes from salvation army and walks like he has shit in his goodwill jeans

bro did you see ashland’s ugly ass shirt today?

ashland by yupmhm! October 23, 2018

Ashland 

a whore-house created for all the respectable johns out there, it involves athletics, marathons and contests of all sorts, pay to play is a must

mommy i wanna go to ashland; Honey-buns your not tall enough to go on those rides.

Ashland by Big Papa2.5 November 23, 2016

Ashland 

When an individual driving a vehicle crashes onto train tracks near a railroad crossing and continues to drive along the tracks until you get your car stuck between the ballast or on the tracks.

Guy 1: "Dude, I crashed into a railroad crossing and drove like a mile stuck between the tracks near this one station!"

Guy 2: "That's very Ashland of you."

Guy 1: "And? At least Mike Cyr's finding interesting shit to put on the grab bag."

Ashland by CheesieSawbridge December 13, 2021