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ARBUS

Acronym, Ass Raped By Uncle Sam

Originated over-seas by a small clique of disgruntled soldiers, after their tour of 14 months got involuntarily extended five months. It does not replace BOHICA, but is used in extreme ass raping conditions where a stronger noun is needed.
Dumb soldier: "What's up Matt?"
Veteran: "Still dealing with being ARBUS, after all these years bro"
Dumb Soldier: "The VA huh? They still aren't paying you more than 20 percent?"
Veteran: "Nope, I suppose that IED was never documented and neither was the fact they amputated my left arm."
Dumb Soldier: "At least they didn't re-call you!!!"
by Disgruntled X Soldier August 25, 2009
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perfection abuse

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009
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argue-ambush

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.
Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.
by jpg3 October 15, 2011
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hashtag abuser

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.
"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014
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Cigarette Abuse

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.
"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray
by JCY60! December 8, 2013
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taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.
by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017
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