ARBUS

Acronym, Ass Raped By Uncle Sam

Originated over-seas by a small clique of disgruntled soldiers, after their tour of 14 months got involuntarily extended five months. It does not replace BOHICA, but is used in extreme ass raping conditions where a stronger noun is needed.

Dumb soldier: "What's up Matt?"
Veteran: "Still dealing with being ARBUS, after all these years bro"
Dumb Soldier: "The VA huh? They still aren't paying you more than 20 percent?"
Veteran: "Nope, I suppose that IED was never documented and neither was the fact they amputated my left arm."
Dumb Soldier: "At least they didn't re-call you!!!"

ARBUS by Disgruntled X Soldier August 25, 2009

perfection abuse 

Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.

With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!

perfection abuse by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human 

mental abuse to human

My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

argue-ambush 

When someone walks into an arguement thats been set to catch them off guard.

Getting home after an all night drinking binge with friends the individual was argue-ambushed by their mate who had been waiting up all night.

argue-ambush by jpg3 October 15, 2011

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.

"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"

hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014

Cigarette Abuse 

When a person is smoking a cigarette and then leaves it on the edge of a table or in an ash try while it burns down to the filter.

"Chase you left your cigarette burning on the table! Come on man thats Cigarette Abuse." Smoking, Cigarettes, Smoke, Cigs, Ash Tray

Cigarette Abuse by JCY60! December 8, 2013

taking grandma to arbys 

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

taking grandma to arbys by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017