31 

turkish symbol for masturbation
- 3 is the hand
- 1 is the cock

31 by guy smiley May 2, 2003

31 

From the Offspring's song "Pretty Fly For A White Guy", in which the character wants a tattoo of the number '13' to be cool...

"He asked for a '13', But they drew a '31'"

The tattoo of the number 13 has several different connotations.
In the tattoo world, it's the opposite of 'unlucky 13' and is a symbol of GOOD luck.
It's also the 13th letter of the alphabet and is used to represent "La Eme" or "the Mexican Mafia", a hard-core violent Mexican street gang. Some wannabees get it inked to act tough.
Being the 13th letter, other get it to symbolize that they smoke marijuana.

"He asked for a '13', But they drew a '31'" - The Offspring (Pretty Fly For A White Guy)

31 by ToeCurler January 14, 2014

31 

to 'chuck' a 31 in turkish means to wank.

im feeling low, i want to chuck a 31, brb.

31 by sinna09 June 16, 2009

31 

A way to express a that something is happening 24/7; the sum of those two numbers.

He seems to be working 31 to get that project done.

They are keeping their shop open 31 to make up for lost profits.

31 by French Inhaler 2 December 19, 2008

31 

a girl you would like to bone 24/7 = 31

man that girl is such a 31

31 by rarehairdude May 10, 2010

31 

The number that comes after 30.

"Okay class, what comes after 30?"
"Eleventy-six?"
"No, that's incorrect."
"31?"
"Correct!"

31 by My Sister July 21, 2004

31 

another way of saying 24/7: 24+7=31;
meaning all the time, constantly, around the clock

roger:"i haven't seen you around lately."
morgan: "ya i've been working out 31."

31 by jobee2008 December 9, 2008