.MoNDaY

-An excruciatingly long unit of time
-Another way to say never.

This originated by a Playboi Carti tweet, only saying: “.MoNDaY”. To most fans expectations, nothing has happened on Monday.

Joe: yo man, my ex asked me when we were getting together, I said: ‘.MoNDaY’
Tony: Damn, That’s Cold!

by efy2 April 24, 2020

Monday

The day kids dread going back to the hell hole called school

Tomorrows Monday!
Nooooo not the hell hole!}

by Levi........ January 19, 2019

Monday

The most painful day of the week.

Mon: Son, wake up! It's Monday!

by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 3, 2015

Monday

The worst fucking day of the week. It should go crawl in a corner and kill itself.

Fuck! It's monday..

by The What Race Am I? Guy March 28, 2015

monday

The biggest waste, of exactly one seventh of your life.

oh crap, tomorrow is MONDAY!!!

by Eric Gardner December 27, 2007

Monday

The world's way of telling us, "Here, take this you little bitch."

Tyler: "It's Monday."
George: "Kill me."

by BWallenstein November 2, 2010

monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006