Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him
in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you
on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I
love mayonnaise!