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The Backpack 

The "backpack" is a sexual act in which a male stands behind a female and reaches his arms over her shoulders inserting a finger from each hand into her vagina. After insertion the male then mounts the females back assuming a "piggy back" position. After the male is airborne he continues to "finger blast" the female. *This is usually performed while dancing*
Man! Youll never believe it. i pulled the Backpack off last night at Shortys.
The Backpack by NuggFunny October 25, 2014

The Backpack 

To rest youre ballsack on someones forehead, and at the same time constantly slap their chin with youre cock.
"let me give you the backpack"
The Backpack by crafty since April 10, 2008

the backpack fic

The backpack fic is a modernly disturbing fan fiction involving YouTube stars danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. The fic describes Phil as psychotic and as the fic goes on he chops Dan into small pieces and puts him inside a backpack involving blood and both stars' semen.
Person1: Have you read the backpack fic?
Person2: Omg yes! I threw up!
the backpack fic by http-kate February 13, 2017

The Backpack Kid 

The Backpack Kid (born Russell Horning), is an American social media personality, dancer and music artist that rose to fame after he popularised the ‘floss’ dance after being featured as a backup dancer in Katy Perry’s SNL performance for “Swish Swish.” In addition to the popularisation of the ‘floss’ dance, he also gained notoriety in the meme community, after his song “Flossin’” was featured in a a Genius segment of Verified.
Random Person 1: Hey, Random Person 2! Did you check out The Backpack Kid’s new single Flossin’?
Random Person 2: Nah! That song is utter trash!

the backpack nugget 

the act of getting someones backpack taking everything out turning the backpack inside out and then putting everything back in just like it was
person :wtf! why is my backpack all weird and were the hell are the backpack straps?!
person2:hahahaha you just got the backpack nugget!

Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack 

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).
Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!