[Tool]

Someone who does whatever people want him to do, goes out of their way to kiss ass, and sucks massive throbbing cock. Tools typically have queer fathers and very horny sisters.

Tb is an example of a Tool. P.S. you know what we should really do...

by Albanian Immigrant January 14, 2009

Tool

Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem.

Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole.
Man 2: Damn, you're right. What a tool.

by BigCron August 11, 2009

Tool

An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool.

by Some dude1231 May 24, 2011

tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

That tool dosen't even know she's just using him.

by tt February 18, 2003

The Tool

Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

"Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga"

by be quiet December 22, 2008

tool

That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

"Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!"

by toolguru January 5, 2009

tool on

to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it.

by conjuror1 November 11, 2009