A girl, either ugly, fat, or unpopular, that believes she is a splitting image of
Jessica Simpson. Most usually, this girl has a very warped mind about the world, women in general, and mainly herself. She is
led to believe due to this disorder that since she is so much
like Jessica Simpson, she should be treated as such. If in any case you
fail to treat her this way, with all her power, she will attempt to make you conform.
Many believe Jessica Simpson disorder to be related with
heavy MTV viewing, cheese intake, and a long/drawn-out menstrual cycle, lasting an entire year. The only known cure is immediate psychiatric treatment. Removal from MTV/Cheese will combat some of the symptoms, but relapse is common.
Currently, 1% of the female population has this disorder, with 10% of those afflicted residing in Wisconsin.
"Dude, just fucking
dump Heather already, nobody likes her. She is manipulating you with her
Jessica Simpson Disorder."
"I thought the tv remote had a lot cheese powder on it."
"You better wash those hands, she'll lick 'em
clean to the bone."
