A word so ear wrenchingly annoying that every
time I hear it I either want to stab my eardrums out with a rusty screwdriver or
rip their
fucking voice box out so they can't say the "S**g" word anymore.
Douchebag: Hey d00d I got
teh SWAG bitch! You ain't got no SWAG like me cuz I'm the SWAGmaster level 9001 mothafucka!
Me: Shut up douchebag.
Douchebag: YOLO bitch, I got teh SWAG and I know how to use mah SWAG bitch!
Me: *Proceeds to reach down the douchebag's throat and
rip their voice box out.
Ah, now that he can't talk, the
world is benefitting already.