Christian: My God is the one true God. He's his own
father and son. See, I'm obviously cooler than you guys because I can grasp that concept.
Jew: Fakakta!
Buddhist: We are all God. We are all Buddha.
Hindu: Well, we're pantheists, but we represent the one true name as having multiple avatars, or manifestations, so
people think we're polytheists. We're not.
Moslem: Ayallluahee! You are all infidels and must die. But, being righteous, so must I. You know, virgins *poke, poke*.
Atheist: Fuck god!
Me (sighing): You're all wrong...