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Pronunciation:(neh-ss) Derived: Netherlands slang
1) To injure yourself during an everyday activity

2) Being harmed within a situation that wouldn't usually give rise to an injury
"Wow man I was shaking the milk canister at work and pulled my muscle, I Ness' it"
"I accidentally kicked the side of my pool and cut my foot, like a Ness"
Ness by talldutch March 21, 2018
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A midget with psi-powers and a hat. He's in many games, but I mostly use him in Smash Bros. In there, he's a medium-strengthed high white boy who cant't land his up B attack to get himself back on the stage. Did I mention he's high?
You: Aww, cool man. I just hit you with my tail, 'cause I'm Charizard Friend: Son of a biscuit! Ness can't jump. Thot! You: Silly rabbit, thots are for nerds!
Ness by X-BombFTW November 20, 2018
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Short for "finesse". Like stealing or tricking something/someone.
I want to ness that shirt.
You have to ness the system.
Ness by sistersquad2718 November 29, 2018
This ness just spams
Ness by IllusionKodo October 15, 2020
ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
person 1: nessquickins is endgame
person 2: I AGREE SJSHSJHSHS
Ness by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020
ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Person 1: Ness is such a cool name
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins

Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame
Ness by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020
ness is the first side of the ship name nesquickins aka the most endgame ship ever 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Person 1: Ness is such a cool name
Person 2: It sounds better with quickins

Person 1: omg nessquickins endgame
Ness by As I should😳🤚 November 18, 2020