Definitions by talldutch

Ness 

Pronunciation:(neh-ss) Derived: Netherlands slang
1) To injure yourself during an everyday activity

2) Being harmed within a situation that wouldn't usually give rise to an injury

"Wow man I was shaking the milk canister at work and pulled my muscle, I Ness' it"
"I accidentally kicked the side of my pool and cut my foot, like a Ness"

Ness by talldutch March 21, 2018