Carlos is a straight 12 year old man. He has a jacking
juice jar under his bed and he plays Roblox unironicaly. Honestly, I
wish I could be as cool as
that guy. He really is a god. He's a chronic masterbater but it's okay. We except him anyway.
Carlos' has never been so spooked. His
mother found his jar of semen under his bed. Oh no. He already knows his
mother is going to tell the people in her book club tomorrow. Carlos is only
12 but his quality of life is falling rapidly. Poor Carlos.