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Jordan’s are the sexiest people you’ll ever meet. They have the biggest dick and get the most pussy in the world. They are easy to get attracted too as soon as you see them. They are extremely outgoing and don’t give that much of a fuck what’s happening. They have the most incredible eyes.
I wish I had a Jordan in my life
Jordan by Jam_Fam_JQ November 18, 2018
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Brown eyes with either black or brown hair and is very funny has a Hugh ding dong is usually Mexican or African American and plays basketball,has a great personality, and gets all the kitty’s
Wow it’s so big you must be a jordan
His name is totally Jordan
Your funny are you a jordan
Jordan by #free6ix9ine November 19, 2018
Jordan is a big dickhead, but he is very loyal and is a great friend. He tends to be kind of weird and acts like dickhead towards everyone at times. People have a crush on Jordan but nobody knows why or how they do. He is also retarded in science and access.
“ Damn Jordan is in a dickhead mood today! ”
Jordan by peachydays November 23, 2018
A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids
Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie
Jordan by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018
She is such a fuckin ho, you’ll love it. Her boyfriend is a ho
Jordan has a tiny pinny
Jordan by 12345717481 November 28, 2018
Jordan is Jordan. Little Jordan gets friend zoned all the time, especially by guys that names start with F, and A. Her love life may not be what she hoped for, but.... thats it there is no but. Jordan if you're reading this, I love you and me and Adan may be your only love but thats okay. And... Well... IDK... CYA!!
Little Jordan
She got friend zoned today
Little Jordan
It hurt her to the bone you say
Little Jordan
What are you gonna do now
Nowww Nowwww
Shes gonna cry cry cryyyy
In the corner
Shes gonna cry in the corner
Jordan by ILoveJordan123 December 12, 2018
Jordan is a guy who is fucking not appealing to anyone! He is kinda weird but Megan is PERFECT for him because they are both pretty weird. They ALWAYS make out. It’s the cutest relationship ever and everyone ships it and they hate that. They both flirt SO much but they hate to admit that. They also fight ALL the time because Megan loves fighting and arguing with everyone saying she doesn’t.
Jordan and Megan are perfect for each other!
Jordan by #JordanAndMeganForever December 12, 2018